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One day, Steve was going about his "normal"

  • One day, Steve was going about his "normal" day as a secret agent. However, today ended up being much more than he would have ever expected when
  • two ninjas jumped out of a conviently placed alley and he had to dodge their awesomeness to the point where he almost dropped his coffee, but suddenly
  • a dancing pickle came flying down from the sky and the pickle was having a major sugar rush and started bouncing every where. The ninjas were confused at this random pickle when...
  • one just decided to walk up to the crazy bouncing pickle and take one big, ninja-sized bite. "Yummy!" He proclaimed. The other ninjas quickly follwed suit. They were so
  • loud! I'll never understand why the AA meetings always have "Ninja Day". I don't think those people are best suit to run on top of buildings and test their balancing abilities.
  • Although Sober Ninja's do make a certain kind of
  • Super Chili Dip for all of the people to enjoy. They mix it up with their shurkins to give it a metallic flavor. They don't like to...
  • eat too much chili dip. They are afraid of its super gasly effects! Someone mixed too much of the shurikin into the dip and...
  • their Gasly evolved into Hauner! Er, I mean, Haunter. Training my newly advanced pocket monster friend, I plotted to wow them at their contest with my newfound "ghost chili"!
  • It was about this moment I realized how juvenile Pokemon battles are. Why don't I just kill them? So, I pulled out my glock, fired a bullet right in Pikachu's dome. Game over.

3 Comments

  1. Boognish May 08 2012 @ 18:42

    I love a story with a moral.

  2. Bad. May 08 2012 @ 18:48

    And if they try that on you, you've got a Haunter. Bullet goes right through him. Flawless plan.

  3. Zetawilk May 08 2012 @ 18:57

    Violence and anger solve everything?

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