After the gig me and the boys hooked up with
- After the gig me and the boys hooked up with the groupies, and as true rock-gods hit up some Charlie and champagne, things spiralled out of control when Jimmy the guitarist smashed
- Billy Corgan's face into a pumpkin at the midnight Farmer's market on Main. A couple off-duty cops tried to detain Jimmy but he was so hopped up on crystal they couldn't hold him.
- They both ate pumpkin pulp. Billy Corgan & the two cops got up each wearing a newly fitted jack-o'-lantern. Jimmy'd started a pumpkin brawl. Old Ichabod happened by just then
- and slapped Johnny Depp in the head with the Hoblglobin's pumpkin bomb. Billy Corgan threw a blanket on Depp to put out the fire. He raised his pumpkin seed AK-47
- and seeded the audience pumpkinwise. Tendrils grew out of their hair and bound them together. Johnny Depp leapt onto them shouting "I am the Great Pumpkin!" Billy Corgan strapped 2
- simulacra of Boy George to his feet and began to ski down the pumpkin vine upon them. The Great Pumpkin Johnny Depp began looking for Linus, wanting to plant a few seeds in
- his head about how Jesus had a security blanket, and that's why it was okay he used to trash hotel rooms. The pumpkin vine continued to grow, overtaking the garden of hack celebs,
- until the burgeoning vine attained awareness of The Great Pumpkin, and decided to wipe out celebrity culture. Gojira and the Martian Cricket from Hobs End voiced their
- Fascination with old hammers.
- Such lovely things indeed.The beauty! The elegance! Their soothing touch against your skin. Much like wine, hammers, too, age gracefully with time, or.. should I say.. hammer time?
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- 2011-12-30 13:20:59
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- 2014-11-19 18:54:28
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49erFaithful Nov 19 2014 @ 19:20
Anyone who claims they knew where this story is going is a lyre.
SlimWhitman Nov 19 2014 @ 19:20
Hi ambika . Welcome to foldingstory! it's fun to write nonsense, but it gets even crazier when you try to write something that makes sense. Read a few stories on the site and you'll see what I mean.