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Millie landed the plane on a narrow strip

  • Millie landed the plane on a narrow strip of beach on the uninhabited island but the beach ran out and it coasted into the lagoon losing a wing on the rocks. We tried to pick up
  • Vanilli but he was on a road trip with the Fine Young Cannibals. That left me, Huey Lewis all alone with Millie. I said, "I'm so happy to be stuck with you."
  • Millie missed Vanilli but appreciated my sentiment. He said "Hey, have you seen the news?" I said "No, they're probably still asleep." Then I realized he didn't mean my band.
  • I told my aunt not to club that cashier to death. But here we go again, another incident at Chuck E Cheeses. She was only short five tickets though. Maybe they should have at least
  • given her a discount. Maybe that would have kept my aunt out of jail. Corralling kids in at Chuck E. Cheese's is like herding cats. Everybody knows that. Now my aunt would spend
  • "the rest of her natural life" behind bars. It broke my family apart. Yeah, sure, all those kids died, but they were shitty kids anyway. One of them humming the tune to
  • a pop song that was overplayed on the radio. Anyone even humming to it was worth death in my opinion. On the other hand it made me sad that i coulnd't show them what music really
  • was, so I went on the web to look one more that at my cherished overplayed Google logo that I've seen a million times. Anyone glaring at it was worth death in my opinion. On the ot
  • her hand you have five fingers. On the other other hand, I caught myself glaring too, and who was I to judge whether someone should live or die? I let it go ... this time.
  • ...& I fell...It was I who would die today, I realized as I plummeted down. I let go of the hand that had tried so desperately to hold on. I didn't even realized I'd been dangling.

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