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Say baby! Howya doin??

  • Say baby! Howya doin??
  • Well hello there sweet pea! Life's a beach, wanna join me for a Mai Tai?
  • Heya, care for something sweet and a lil fruity - like me?
  • I put down the stick of gum. "Eat me! No ME!" pleaded the rows of Cheetos and Funyuns. I grabbed a Diet Coke. "Excellent choice man, I'm the drink of a generation."
  • I sighed at that, "Yeah, but you're no Crystal Pepsi". I choked back a tear and guzzled down the diet coke right there in the store. Why were all the groceries able to talk all of
  • the sudden? I felt dizzy. I could hear the groceries laughing at me as I staggered down Aisle 8. I bumped into a tampon display, knocking them loose from their boxes.
  • I was buried in an avalanche of tampons, just as a beefy CVS clerk rounded the corner. She was not amused. "It's not what it looks like! They attacked me! The groceries are evil!"
  • yelled the beefy CVS clerk. I was in luck. She hadn't noticed that I had knocked over the tampon display. I grabbed some Gold Bond anti-powder and nonchalantly
  • undressed and powdered myself from head to toe. I transformed into an unstoppable force with the strength of 100 men, every sense heightened and my teeth were now sparkling. Now I
  • was ready to face the forces of evil head-on and save the Earth! Although, I never did find out what was up with the mysterious voices I'd been hearing.
Started
2015-05-26 15:26:47
Finished
2015-07-07 18:09:03

4 Comments

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    SunsetMage Jul 07 2015 @ 18:09

    Yes! Called it!
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    SunsetMage Jul 07 2015 @ 18:11

    I can't believe how well my guess fit the story.
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    SlimWhitman Jul 07 2015 @ 19:15

    Believe! You completed the circle of life.
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    SlimWhitman Jul 11 2015 @ 04:51

    I think this is our only discussion on the circle of life, http://foldingstory.com/neltq/ but there are a surprising number of examples out there where the story comes full circle.

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