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In the beginning, First Folder created the

  • In the beginning, First Folder created the quill & the parchment. Now the parchment was wordless & empty, ten blank lines ruled the surface of the sheet & the Spirit of FirstFolder
  • dissolved into the cosmos. Enter Second Folder. Sits at computer chair, slouches, sips coffee. Looks at blank lines. Draws blanks. Scratches arm, cracks knuckles. Nada. Stands,
  • breaks out into a sweat, pulls pants out of butt crack. Third Folder steps in. Laughs. Points at Folder # 2, who skulks aways. Folder # 3 sits down. Serious now. Has no ideas.
  • Sighs. Resorts to typing lyrics from random song from Ipod. Sighs.Deletes.Goes to window.Looks out. Folder # 4 enters.Slaps Folder # 3 over the head with wet noodle. Folder 3 dies.
  • ...but is soon reanimated. Folder 3, a vampire, bares 3-inch fangs at assailant (Folder 4), while Folder 5 walks in and sees Folder 4 still welding the wet noodle. "What's going on
  • was show with a character named Rerun." shouted Folder 3, a vampire. Assailant (Folder 4) grabs his bleeding neck. Folder 5 screams.
  • Folder 6 adds a line about Scottish frugality and retreats to the safety of the bomb shelter. Folder 7 wonders what the fuss is all about until the cat wakes up from her long nap.
  • Folder 8 was unsure of Folder 7's fold but after scanning each line decided to request Folder 9 to state that there was no hope for humanity as the cat began his cat-rampage.
  • Hesitant for the request of Folder 8, Folder 9 was unsure of his relation with the story and the reality of itself, but then he realiced. Perhaps Folder 10 had the answer.
  • Steven. The answer is Steven. Have a happy weekend!
Started
2013-11-06 19:15:02
Finished
2016-10-21 14:05:56

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 21 2016 @ 17:41

    Steven, the culmination of all those vague vacillating prophecies of folding prophets coming before...
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    EtherBot Oct 27 2016 @ 18:02

    This is it guys, the answer is steven!! I love how this has an actual trail of events it doesn't really scew around topics. Great job guys

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