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one day i decided to go to a park and i met

  • one day i decided to go to a park and i met a talking dog who told me that burger king is giving away free burgers to any body with a talking dog. so me and the talking dog went
  • to the burger king, but my talking dog wouldn't talk! I pleaded and pleaded but he wouldn't say a word. I went home and asked him "why didn't you say anything?!" He saw my anger.
  • The dog stood up on two legs and punched me in the face repeatedly.
  • He was part dingo part kangaroo -an Outback mutant from the Nullabor Plain.I tried to duck & weave but his canine footwork was too fancy.The transvestites jeered.I was on the ropes
  • . It was at that point I had it wit' Dingo-Kanga Queen o'the Dessert Kickboxing. I took my tucker bag and went on walk-about in the outback. I should have brought a canteen because
  • the Kangacops were packing heat in their pouches. "I had no idea they'd be so offended by fixed kickboxing matches," I thought, picking up my pace. I came across an indigenous
  • foreigner who called himself a Jack Rabbit. He said the only way to dodge the Kangacops was to "become one of them." To transform myself into them I needed a Kangol hat and a fanny
  • with a pouch. The Kangol hat was no problem, but a fanny with a pouch would take serious cash. I took out a 401K loan and made an appt. with Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon because
  • looking good is way more important than having a nest egg baby! Having a built in pouch would set my fanny apart from the best fannys. Jennifer Lopez would nearly die from envy.
  • Unfortunately after I became a kangaroo (my joey was SO CUTE), I had to star in a movie with Jennifer Lopez, so my plan all like kinda backfired. SIIIIGH! I'm too dreamy for this!
Started
2011-08-11 13:48:04
Finished
2012-07-11 00:48:47

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jul 11 2012 @ 04:55

    Wow, great story! Especially liked the fanny flap twist , Choctaw's J-lo angle, and GB's 'inevitable' finish.

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