No-one's going to riot in January. It's too
- No-one's going to riot in January. It's too dark and cold. Rioting is strictly a summertime activity.
- January is more a flash-mob sort of month. No pants on the subway, that's the ticket. I need to be in an anarchistic crowd. I posted a message on twitter. "Tomorrow 6 a.m.
- be there or be square." I carefully prepared my rip-off pants, my snap-button shirt and my satin silk underwear. Such an event can embarrass the ill prepared, the weak that will
- crumble in a moment of uncertain fumbling -- but I had left that sad old self behind. I even put on another layer of quick-change couture for an amusing surprise for my date. Conf
- idence welled inside me as I met my date at the French Bistro. My ensemble of baggy pants, inflatable shoes and rubber nose would be sure to get him to notice me.
- "Wow, you look exactly like your picture!" he exclaimed as I walked into the Bistro. He, on the other hand, looked the polar opposite of his. Where was the rubber nose? The beau
- tiful white teeth that was in the advertisement? He was staring at me expectantly with those stained and chipped teeth clearly ecstatic with his view. I scanned the Bistro
- But all I could see was the wave of ice cream as it came crashing in through the window! I frantically reached for the sack of juicy earwigs I had with me but they had been tossed
- to the other side of the room. Before I could even think of retrieving the sack, I was swept away by the icy force of delicious dairy product. I was being swept under when
- I remembered that ice cream was edible. And so, I ate my way out of the tidal wave of deliciousness and saved santa's toy sack, while only gaining 37 pounds in the process.
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- 2014-01-12 19:08:34
- Finished
- 2014-02-04 20:30:50
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SlimWhitman Feb 05 2014 @ 03:49
A refreshing wave of new folders swept in recently on FS. Nice to have you here!
BlastedHeath Feb 07 2014 @ 20:57
Yeah!