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  • mjsjshfuguif
  • Doris wished she'd chosen an easier safe word. She tried to say "mjsjshfuguif" loudly & clearly, but her boyfriend mistook it for general moaning.
  • "Mjsjshfuguif! Mjsjshfuguif!" Doris cried. "Wow baby, you're really getting into this aren't you?!" Winston marveled. "OK, I'm going to ramp it up a couple notches. Ready?" "Mjsjsh
  • fuguif! Mjsjshfuguif! Mjsjshfuguif! Mjsjshfu! Mjsjshfu! Mjshmsjmsjmssh!" black smoke began to curl out of her ears & Doris collapsed on the bed. Winston checked her pulse."Uh oh.
  • Too much thinking." Winston hastily poured water from a house plant down Doris ear canal. "Mjsjhfu! Mjs... Marsupials! What's up with that?" Hardly a puff of smoke from Doris now.
  • She was steaming mad when she woke up though. "Those plants needed watering, what were you thinking?" Doris wanted to know. Winston said she was a little wet behind
  • . Doris didn't like being called that, but had to admit she COULD be an ass at times. Her eyes took in the desiccated greenery that were once her plants & she berated Winston for
  • Not watering them on schedule. The zebra plant perked up as soon as it watered and complained that it wanted someone else to water it. Her grandmother was the best gardener
  • but not as good as Ava Gardner, who accentuated her gardening with copious amounts of Rum Coco. Being a lush, the zebra plant demanded Ava's attention and liquor cabinet contents.
  • Ava decided the zebra plant she shared her life should have a name, so she organized name calling. They would follow the proscribed ritual and the name would be Death.
Started
2014-02-20 14:24:57
Finished
2018-01-12 15:16:08

2 Comments

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    Woab Jan 12 2018 @ 17:31

    IceSquad, I love that truncated line!
  2. Avatar

    IceSquad Jan 13 2018 @ 12:26

    What truncated? I just feel punctuation rules should be followed.

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