I divided my wife's parts into different
- I divided my wife's parts into different bio-stasis tanks. Eyes in one. Brain in another. Legs in another. She gets so mad when I stroke her breasts as the bob in the fluid and don
- 't whisper sweet nothings in her ears which are pickled in a jar. I heard the rattle of the printer wired up to her brain waves. 'Leave my tits alone & go & feed the dog' it read
- . My wife. Always bossing me around. I picked up the jar containing her head. I'd feed the dog alright. "Here Buster! Come on, boy! Food?" My wife's eyes widened as I set the jar
- In front of Buster. He shoved his nose in the mouth of the jar, & got stuck. Then he looked at me, my wife's eyes floating in the briny solution looked at him & I started to laugh
- . Why did odd things like this always happen to me? My wife's pickled eyes amused me for some reason. Buster was less than amused, however, & gestured for me to pull his face out
- of the pickle barrel. It had gotten it stuck whilst Buster tried bobbing for my wife's eyeballs. It was really starting to wrinkle up, I noticed. I yanked him back by the shoulders
- & two enormous testicles, the biggest I'd ever seen, sprung over his shoulders & wrapped around his neck. "Buster! Help! It's testicular strangulation! And not the good kind!"
- The Pokemon Go players spotted a rare Pokemon there and let the eggs hatch. They were ready to sprout wings and display their prowess. A DNA Info reporter saw one overhead and was
- quickly snatched up and eaten in midair by the pterodactyl wearing a Pokemon disguise. Behind him, if he had had time to look was the dinosaur army disguised as Pokemon.
- They were all cute, bright eyed and bushy tailed, but he never saw this as his face crunched in the pterodactyl's mighty jaws. Perhaps it was better that way.
- Started
- 2013-10-29 20:45:06
- Finished
- 2017-02-16 10:50:46
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Woab Feb 16 2017 @ 10:52
Like, ew.
Flopp Feb 16 2017 @ 19:42
Oh Strangulation. Wait theres a good kind?