She stood there dripping wet. Oh how he loved

She stood there dripping wet. Oh how he loved that look. All three breasts heaved against the thin white shirt. Wait, 3 breasts? Have I died
and woke up in a bad 80's joke book? But then it wasn't three breasts I was seeing. It was two perky breasts and one ambition zit in the middle of her chest, it had a tough white
crust, but the inside was warm and gooey like the inside of a properly roasted marshmallow. I couldn't eat it all at once it was so rich and filling. I saved some in a ziplock for
after the pajama party. We all retired from the campfire to the teepee and everyone snuggled into their sleeping bag. Maude was lying just across from me. The night was fetid and
that's when i did the thing that Maude would never forgive me for. Lying there in the teepee, i yelled, "that's not my
pee-nilly-penis, Maude!" And so I prayed to the lord that He would help me get out of here. I booked my flight, but on my way out of the country I stumbled across
the cutest little hedgehog I'd ever seen. He sat on a manhole on highway 106, chewing some mulberries and looking like he needed a home. I got out of my car, ran up to the hedgehog
and failed to spot the 18 wheeler bearing down on the both of us. The hedgehog nonchalantly lifted its nose and squinted at the approach truck, while I desperately tried to
eat the last remaining sausage. With a lightning fast movement, the hedgehog dived towards
the bottle of jack. The hedgehog knew it was time to get ready, and his breath was something quite awful. Toothbrush in hand, he prepared himself, as he knew he wasn't returning.

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Finished: 2011-04-21 11:08:06

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