The approach of day is heralded with the

  • The approach of day is heralded with the sonorous voices of the huge gongs being vigorously beaten by the official welcomer of the dawn.

  • "Oh good grief, this again!" thought the Emanator discreetly and with delight, as the Emanator and many sub-emanations enjoyed that dawn and those gongs, and children folded cranes

  • from the discarded balance sheets of the failed banks. The dawn gongs of the financial apocalypse rang without remorse, like sonic battering rams, and the Emanator chortled as

  • He counted the laundered money, putting it in his suitcase. He was off to the Cayman Islands, to live there pemanently. He and his family boarded the Z-liner, then it took off.

  • The Z-liner skimmed over the waves making a B-line for Havanna. After 20 min Mr.Cruke noticed they were deviating from the chartered course. With the suitcase cuffed to his wrist

  • he descended the gangway & resolutely entered the customs station. "I am bringing this suitcase of mine in on a citizen's arrest!" he announced dramatically, "It contains heroine!"

  • The customs officials opened the suitcase, and the heroine leapt out and kicked them all in the face like Wonder Woman, and hurried off to save the orphans from the evil villain

  • but only got as far as Baggage Claim before overcome by the TSA response to her having assaulted the Custom's agents. She tried to explain that the villain had the orphans but they

  • were more concerned about fining her for the undeclared apple she had in her carry-on. She could hear in the distance the orphans crying that they were being kidnapped, but nobody

  • really minded, because they knew that she could provide a better life for them then any other person in the poor slums. She hoped her work would make the world a better place.



  1. TimeTurner Apr 25 2018 @ 15:25


  2. IceSquad Apr 25 2018 @ 15:52

    You hand out some pretty heavy brutality yourself, Woab :) .

  3. Woab Apr 25 2018 @ 16:05

    Oh yes. Under this meek and tasteless little flowered hat seethes the mind of a beast.

  4. IceSquad Apr 25 2018 @ 16:29

    You're a heroin!

  5. Woab Apr 27 2018 @ 11:14

    With enough practice here, hopefully all of our writing will be that addictive.

  6. SlimWhitman May 05 2018 @ 18:31

    O, that was a reference to a real world event, wasn't it TarotGuy?

  7. TarotGuy May 05 2018 @ 22:11

    Yes, the lady and the $500 fine she received for her undeclared apple was a real event that happened less than a month ago.

  8. IceSquad May 06 2018 @ 01:27

    And what happened to the orphans?

  9. Woab May 09 2018 @ 11:49

    I think that Wonder Woman adopted them. That's the way they all became the Wonder Bunch.

  10. Woab May 17 2018 @ 11:12

    All right! We topped 100 likes on this one! Party at Slim Whitman's!

  11. IceSquad May 17 2018 @ 11:57

    I'm bringing the suitcase!

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