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Don said, "Listen Phil, here's the pitch.

  • Don said, "Listen Phil, here's the pitch. We go around buy up all the crap at the goodwill and then open a store and call it BigLOTS and resell the crap there." Phil blinked and
  • and said "It's been done. Ever been to a Tuesday morning?" They each had another shot. Phil looked like shit. "OK," Don said, "How about a place where you
  • don't have to work on mondays OR tuesdays?". It was a typical Don-on-Pot idea and I liked it. "What about fridays?, I asked. Phil drawled, "Who the fuck wants to work on a friday?
  • But Friday is Payday and we are out of beer, I said. Well hell, I guess I'll have to go in then. But you better clean this damn house while I'm gone. Screw you Phil and least I
  • Hey! My name is Phil and I work from home. And I have plenty of beer. Screw tops and tabs. And everyday is casual Friday!
  • Kicking back with my feet up while digging at my ear with a dull pencil, is my idea of a great way to spend my eight hours of labor for the " Boss." The "Boss" may not
  • enjoy poppin' a wheelie on a motorcycle, but he can appeciate a good sit. Mr. Burns eyed me carefully, attempting to
  • dissipate whether I was an alien in disguise or just an MiB trying to erase his memory by luring him on a motorcycle that, to be honest, looked comfortable enough. Mr. Burns sighed
  • and climbed onto the motorcycle. There was nothing profitable for a crotchety old plutocrat in my Doctor Who Silence disguise. So I drove him back to the Springfield power plant.
  • where he mutated into a giant pink gorilla with curly eyebrows and a handlebar mustache. Or at least, that's what I think I saw before I became sober again.
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2011-03-16 15:38:23
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2012-09-05 23:46:33

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Sep 06 2012 @ 17:06

    This is entertaining. I think we hit a griping home run.

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