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"Bibi sishi bosh!" "No! Umu sagar son!" These

  • "Bibi sishi bosh!" "No! Umu sagar son!" These two Neanderthals disagreed about everything. Bod hit Bub over the head with a roughly-hewn flint. "Ug munu far Lunt ha!"
  • Bub rubbed the lump on his misshapen skull. Anger flew through him because he hated Bob. But talk was cheap so he said nothing. Neanderthal passive aggression is the worst kind bec
  • ause there is no precedent. He had no knowledge of any past Neanderthals with passive-aggressive natures. Bub grunted and picked up his club. Time to bash Bob. But not just yet.
  • Bob would kill wife first, as wife Neanderthal. Then his children, one by one. He will cook last meal on fire, topped with the tomato ketchup of his enemies. Then Bob can bash self
  • with rock given to him by neighbor Phil. Phil good man. Phil help kill wife.
  • Wife wear Smilodon skirt. Smilodon skirt now on floor. Wife wear nothing but Alligator Claw. I drop rock Phil gave me. I forget why want kill wife. Why wife pick up rock? Hey—
  • Wife knock my head with rock. I see three Wifes wearing only Alligator Claw. No its many. Then its wooly mammoth curtains and everything get dark. When I wake I see Phil & my Wife
  • doing a shadow dance on cave wall. Wife fun to watch. I squint eyes pretend sleep. Watching. Next I smell rotten fish. Head hurt bad. Wifey still dancing with Phil. Alligator Claw
  • stuck in neck. Cannot remove without me die. A man laugh at me. I club man with bone on head. Man stop laugh at me. I invent calendar. I now control tribe and slave schedule.
  • Till one day slave ask what that in me neck. He reach up and tug on it. I try stop, but he keep tugging. He pull out. I die.
Started
2014-05-24 15:31:53
Finished
2015-01-07 19:20:51

2 Comments

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    zxvasdf Jan 08 2015 @ 07:20

    zedberg, riding sweet on those conclusions lately. Nothing like a swift cro-magnon on the neanderthal
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    SlimWhitman Jan 08 2015 @ 17:57

    Mungo like caveman story. Mungo like shadow puppets. Mungo want more. Ug, the first caveman environmentalist http://foldingstory.com/91dtz/ Art school for Cavepeople http://foldingstory.com/7qf7c/ Homo sapiens bateing http://foldingstory.com/rf6aj/

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