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class clown freshmen dressed like less nessmen

  • class clown freshmen dressed like less nessmen forgot about the next lession i pass the test gussen and all other kids said
  • your breath smells like garlic, he dressed like Herb Tarlic, was from the antartic, his best friend was sephartic, had a girlffriend, had to leave her, Dr. Johnny Fever
  • was a beaver deceiver. Lesson learned, so she burned his telephonic receiver. "Your XXX assistants," said his ex-listless ex-missis, "Are a fist assist from bloody mist existence."
  • Ah, whatever the clever. I eat dairy on the daily, and write it in my diary. Reading back the pages made me feel like my boss was raising my wages. I felt happy, gladly.
  • Being off the anti-psychotic meds was awesome! I had so many friends in my head again, and super powers!! I felt renewed, loved and murderous, which went great with my Oreos and
  • ox blood breakfast. It just made everything taste better, being free of the meds allowed me to enjoy all the fine pleasures of life. I could once again roam the streets naked
  • , body slam passersby and squat in the medians reading Fifty Shades of Grey to pigeons with a megaphone. Off the meds I was a new man! Cops chased me but could never catch me
  • cuz I'm a slippery, sneaky, sumbitch an I don wanna get caught. I aint never going back to the clink or the "ward" or the "hospital" or whatever it is you're calling it now. Come
  • closer now. Yeah, thassit, closer...CLOSER! You hear me and you hear me good. Gimme all your clothes. Yeah, the underpants too. I gotta get acrosst state lines to-NIGHT!
  • Suddenly, I woke up and shook my head. What an utterly bizarre dream that was, I thought to myself before falling back asleep.

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