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Nobody beats the Wiz. Except pehaps the Wiz.

  • Nobody beats the Wiz. Except pehaps the Wiz. He was on a losing steak and just couldn't shake it. Hiis last attempt was to "go back to basics". Instead of turning her into a frog,
  • the Wiz turned her into a newt, but she got better. Then came the Wizard of Id. It was a wizard throwdown. Wizard of Id versus the Wiz. They readied their magic
  • and took out their wands. Sports promoters from all over suddenly took up shop and began promoting the battle. A few guys began selling "Team Wiz" and "Team Wizard of Id." shirts.
  • it was as if everyone was waiting for them to duel.or as a matter of fact waiting for someone to pick up a fight.no one knew what the reason was,some even didnt know who they were.everyone just saw it as an oppertunity to exploit.ah,selfish world
  • stealing all the space. The Universe Planning Committee wanted to put an intergalactic space bar where Earth and its belligerent inhabitants floated, but they had some morals. TNT
  • however did not, and began to colorize aliens wantonly. The Denubians objected rather strongly, as the pleasant shade of mauve they had been colored appeared as a rather bright
  • chartreuse, adding to the stereotyical depiction of aliens being "little green men." Denubians, as everyone knows, are rather feminine if not androgynous creatures. Thus, the inept
  • artist was simply influenced by the times he lived in. Janet Fish an art historian examined the alien painting and observed that it had been altered at later date to
  • disguise the pure genius behind Alien artistic ability. Only reknowned as spaceship custom paint job for pimping out UFO's. He was damned to a crator of doom with other artists
  • who'd tried to wear britches too big for them, like several dadaist impressionists and that Frank Lloyd Wright guy. The britches' gravitational pull drew them to their lunar jail.

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