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I met a talking cookie named Steve and together

  • I met a talking cookie named Steve and together we explored the pepperoni market in North Korea, together we rode a dinosaur named Ed, to find the perfect pepperoni.
  • Ed was a special dinosaur, indeed! He knew right where to find the best North Korean pepperoni markets. Steve and I devoured so much sausage! I've never seen a talking cookie do
  • ing so well. Usually talking cookies live a life of poverty because the North Korean pepperonis capture and sell talking foods to hungry munchers. Ed the dinosaur ate Steve, so I
  • was at a loss. Who was conspiring against us? Who knew where the renegade cookies lived? What was the greatest story ever told? Will this dentist ever stop poking my gums with
  • his cruel hooks and spears? Is his assistant smiling at me under her dental mask? I'd sure like to bake her some cookies. Is that a fly crawling on my moulding?
  • The ship was lifted high by a huge wave and fell back down into the trough, the water overtopping the forecastle and having it briefly completely submerged before popping back up.
  • drowning is always a possibility when you're a sailor. I faced the super storm bravely clinging to the side of the boat. Marcus posted an S.O.S. over the horn when a wave washed hi
  • s sailor uniform to a beautiful bright white color, but the wave hit me so hard that it knocked out my contact lenses, and I mistook Marcus for a great white shark, stabbing him
  • Steven Spielberg showed up and filmed it. Damn! My glasses were lost. I was blind as a bat. Thus I became a bat and got away with murder. Most news channels ignored the story.
  • All except the Bat News Channel. "I've got good news and bat news" the anchorbat began, but never got through the story because the camerabat got a case of the giggles. So it goes.
Started
2016-01-24 16:58:49
Finished
2017-02-21 16:45:11

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