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I left the library late one night around

  • I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then
  • a blood curling scream from behind Taco Bell. Suddenly, I felt as if I would faint. I noticed a dark shadow in the distance and smoke rising from a
  • McDonald's at the next intersection. The Fast food ninjas had struck again. Noone felt safe ordering a Whopper or licking their fingers after an 8 piece as long as they were at lar
  • ge. But thankfully this was the beginning of the end to childhood obesity. No parent would allow their children to go anywhere the food ninjas might be planning their next attack!
  • But they didn't know was the McDonald's had created Fast Food Drones. They were operated from a bunker in Pasadena and spotted health food ninjas on the side of the road
  • which were hastily dispatched. The health food ninjas began traveling via underground railroad to avoid extermination by the fast food drones who were heavily armed and well connec
  • ticated. Fast food had the money, but like Stormtroopers they were almost comically easy to take down. The Health Food Underground Alliance (HFUA) even had the aid of the Legend
  • ary Jolly Green Giant. He hefted a massive ear of corn and breached through the Big Boy Infantry, Col. Sanders put down his binoculars, "Those crunchy health nuts! fry 'em!"
  • But then the Chik-fill-a Cows stormed in from the east, armed with medieval weapons. Col. Sanders was caught of guard by this diversion long enough for the Jolly Green Giant to
  • hurtle his aspearagus into the Chik-fill-a twerps. Long John Silver's navy arrived on time, & the old sea dog with his crew of seamen were the final nail in the Chiks' coffin.

5 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Jul 28 2012 @ 06:25

    Great story and phenomenol phinish. The Fast Food juggernaut won this battle but the war continues...

  2. Mako Jul 28 2012 @ 14:03

    no like veggies

  3. Zetawilk Jul 28 2012 @ 15:42

    No like religious fundamentalism.

  4. Mako Jul 28 2012 @ 18:26

    i like me some kfc

  5. jaw2ek Aug 21 2012 @ 01:05

    Nicely wrought theme. Super size me.

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