I left the library late one night around
- I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then
- a blood curling scream from behind Taco Bell. Suddenly, I felt as if I would faint. I noticed a dark shadow in the distance and smoke rising from a
- McDonald's at the next intersection. The Fast food ninjas had struck again. Noone felt safe ordering a Whopper or licking their fingers after an 8 piece as long as they were at lar
- ge. But thankfully this was the beginning of the end to childhood obesity. No parent would allow their children to go anywhere the food ninjas might be planning their next attack!
- But they didn't know was the McDonald's had created Fast Food Drones. They were operated from a bunker in Pasadena and spotted health food ninjas on the side of the road
- which were hastily dispatched. The health food ninjas began traveling via underground railroad to avoid extermination by the fast food drones who were heavily armed and well connec
- ticated. Fast food had the money, but like Stormtroopers they were almost comically easy to take down. The Health Food Underground Alliance (HFUA) even had the aid of the Legend
- ary Jolly Green Giant. He hefted a massive ear of corn and breached through the Big Boy Infantry, Col. Sanders put down his binoculars, "Those crunchy health nuts! fry 'em!"
- But then the Chik-fill-a Cows stormed in from the east, armed with medieval weapons. Col. Sanders was caught of guard by this diversion long enough for the Jolly Green Giant to
- hurtle his aspearagus into the Chik-fill-a twerps. Long John Silver's navy arrived on time, & the old sea dog with his crew of seamen were the final nail in the Chiks' coffin.
- Started
- 2012-02-09 14:56:58
- Finished
- 2012-07-28 04:10:40
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SlimWhitman Jul 28 2012 @ 06:25
Great story and phenomenol phinish. The Fast Food juggernaut won this battle but the war continues...
Mako Jul 28 2012 @ 14:03
no like veggies
Zetawilk Jul 28 2012 @ 15:42
No like religious fundamentalism.
Mako Jul 28 2012 @ 18:26
i like me some kfc
jaw2ek Aug 21 2012 @ 01:05
Nicely wrought theme. Super size me.