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I click create over and over again. It does

  • I click create over and over again. It does me no good. All it does is waste my time, but the voices in my head have things to say. I must click create
  • "I MUST CLICK CREATE!!!" Attempting to ignore those demonic voices, I got rid of them by bumping my head with a baseball bat 3 times. It was painful, but the silence was worth it.
  • The first two self-inflicted hits cracked my skull, but it's the third one that knocked me out. The bat fell to the floor, and I spiraled into oblivion, but my compulsion to click
  • my bic rapidly when nervous or excited remained uncured. I'd click it rapidfire at the height of passion. My big Bic was my biggest tic.
  • But I could kick it and your tires for free. Anytime you want. Just call me. No, no call my sister. I'm out of minutes. She will get a hold of me and i'm there.
  • But don't let her talk you into hiring her instead of me because I know how much pressure your tires take and it isn't what it says on the tire.
  • She may have more experience and better credentials than me, but I know where you live and that you are allergic to peanuts. Just saying. Oh yeah, and I worked at Burger Bloke.
  • After my threats to other potential applicants, I submitted my resume to become a Hot Dog Rotater at a rival company. I was hired on the spot.Success is allabout stepping on others
  • , as was bitterly shown me the following year. Drunk with success at my promotion to Executive Director of Hot Dog Rotation, I hardly noticed when Randy, my rival, invented the
  • Method of overcooking hot dogs so they look like bacon. This did not prove too popular with the audience on the food channel's Hot Dog Cookoff. Chef Louis X won by a landslide.
Started
2014-10-16 22:29:35
Finished
2016-09-02 21:44:14

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