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I was walking into a store when I saw a famous

  • I was walking into a store when I saw a famous amos cookie the size of a tank. I tried to eat it, but it seemed a little stale, so I stopped trying to eat it. Oh well, I'm just
  • stupid
  • umad? ahaha
  • nope
  • Not at all. In any way.
  • My parrot Mei-Mei chimed in: "No wei, no hao." Thank goodness that's all she said. But there had to be a way. The only problem was -- I had completely lost sight of the goal ...
  • Then I realized I was wearing my eyepatch on the wrong eye. Readjusting, I could see my goal. Mei-Mei squaked, "Sight for sore eyes, Squak!" I pulled my spy glass and saw
  • a whole gang of talking mice in feety pajamas. "Well, this should solve the problem of my overstocked cheese cupboard just nicely!" I decried, but they wished to express gratitude
  • but were mice and therefore could not speak. Instead the mice decided to keep vermin out of my house in repayment. This worked well until they mice had to keep a fellow mouse out
  • . This fellow Mickey was quite famous so they made an exception. But Mickey turned out to be Minnie in drag. Soon my house was full of talking mice. So ends my tail of mice & man.
Started
2011-08-12 13:54:12
Finished
2012-02-25 04:27:53

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 25 2012 @ 10:56

    The best laid plans of mice and men ... foiled by a woman.

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