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After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's

  • After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's Fright. One animatronic and a few phantoms. Great. I noticed Springtrap right outside my window and I
  • immediately stopped what I was doing and took a long hard look at my life. Was this it? Had I really been reduced to writing "Five Nights" fan fiction? I stared at the man in the m
  • irror. A man who had once been so full of vim and hope - reduced to a brain in a jar who could do nothing but think about robotic furries fucking each other. I knew that I had to
  • help him out of this vicious feedback loop. I realized - brain in the jar - I could mix in any psychotropic ingredients with immediate effect, no blood brain barrier, no withdrawal
  • So, I mixed some salmon and vegemite into the cake, knowing there'd be no consequences. I laugh manically as I stirred the mixture.
  • The sheer strength of the smell of my salmon and Vegemite concoction inspired me to add another ingredient:
  • wasabi, followed up with a dash of fish sauce - anything to mask the flavor. I tried to give the Vegemite concoction away, but no one would take it, even when I offered money
  • testing to write a new part and see what happens, sorry if I fuck with your story
  • She sat down and wept. "You ruined my story!" she wailed. I looked at her. I felt a little sorry. What was I supposed to do? I know! The perfect plan: I will
  • copy her fold and start a new story with it, to turn back the clock and set things right. But she glared at me. "First you ruin my story, and now plagiarism!" And that was goodbye.
Started
2015-05-14 22:33:39
Finished
2015-06-07 10:07:01

2 Comments

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    Perronicus Jun 07 2015 @ 13:28

    I like your ending @BlastedHeath :D
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    Servant Jun 07 2015 @ 22:40

    Nice save.

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