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After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's

  • After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's Fright. One animatronic and a few phantoms. Great. I noticed Springtrap right outside my window and I
  • immediately stopped what I was doing and took a long hard look at my life. Was this it? Had I really been reduced to writing "Five Nights" fan fiction? I stared at the man in the m
  • irror. A man who had once been so full of vim and hope - reduced to a brain in a jar who could do nothing but think about robotic furries fucking each other. I knew that I had to
  • help him out of this vicious feedback loop. I realized - brain in the jar - I could mix in any psychotropic ingredients with immediate effect, no blood brain barrier, no withdrawal
  • So, I mixed some salmon and vegemite into the cake, knowing there'd be no consequences. I laugh manically as I stirred the mixture.
  • The sheer strength of the smell of my salmon and Vegemite concoction inspired me to add another ingredient:
  • wasabi, followed up with a dash of fish sauce - anything to mask the flavor. I tried to give the Vegemite concoction away, but no one would take it, even when I offered money
  • testing to write a new part and see what happens, sorry if I fuck with your story
  • She sat down and wept. "You ruined my story!" she wailed. I looked at her. I felt a little sorry. What was I supposed to do? I know! The perfect plan: I will
  • copy her fold and start a new story with it, to turn back the clock and set things right. But she glared at me. "First you ruin my story, and now plagiarism!" And that was goodbye.

2 Comments

  1. Perronicus Jun 07 2015 @ 13:28

    I like your ending @BlastedHeath :D

  2. Servant Jun 07 2015 @ 22:40

    Nice save.

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