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Lucy Van pelt was arrested for imitating

  • Lucy Van pelt was arrested for imitating a psephologist. It was the time of her court case. Charlie Brown was the first witness and he
  • was being cross examined by the states attorney Snoopy. "Isn't it true that you regularly visited Ms. Van Pelt to treat pre christmas depression?" "Objection, leading the witness
  • Said Pig Pen, a cloud of dust flew up when he sat back down. The Honorable Woodstock held up a sign that said, "Sustained." Charlie Brown got up to get off the stand, Snoopy spun a
  • yarn about Sunnydale Puppy Farm, gently tapping and packing his pipe. Professor Snoopy looked over his glasses and down his nose. Woodstock flew down from his judge's stand
  • And called charlie brown to the dinner table.
  • A cook with a voice like a trombone brought out a large platter on which sat Charlie Brown, roasted and lightly glazed with a drizzle of cranberry sauce zig-zagging over his tasty
  • football shaped goiter. He was accompanied by a Woodstock aspic & Snoopy's snout braised in a blanket of Van Pelt Lucys. Roosevelt & Marcie ducked out before the piece de resistanc
  • e, Peppermint Patty baked into a Peppermint Patty with a blood of hundreds of redheads as the icing. He hadn't seen that one coming. That says a lot about Charlie Brown. He never
  • saw anything at all, as Charlie was legally blind. Most of the time it didn't bother Charlie unless someone challenged him to a round of golf with a Peppermint Patty as the prize.
  • He was a blockhead. Charlie longed for his full-sight days at Woodstock, where a Snoopy middle-aged woman seduced his young body, taking his virginity. Times then were Lucy-goosey.
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2012-05-19 09:25:55
Finished
2018-05-23 13:11:53

4 Comments

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    LordVacuity May 23 2018 @ 17:47

    Good grief!
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    SlimWhitman May 23 2018 @ 17:54

    " ' ' ' ' " " ''
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    Woab May 24 2018 @ 16:32

    So Charlie Brown is not only cooked, he's also blind and has a goiter. No wonder he needed a psychologist.
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    LordVacuity May 24 2018 @ 18:15

    Plus he was seeing a unlicensed psepholigist. He should have just used Cambridge Analytica.

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