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I wanna be a brilliant geezer. It's what

  • I wanna be a brilliant geezer. It's what I aspire to. Right now I'm working on having enough life changing experiences. The tricky part really is surviving into old age to tell abo
  • ut my stories to the next generation. I decided to write a book, in which the main character is not me, but anyone who's reading it. It will be a book that would retell my life an
  • adventures up until my unfortunate demise. As in those Choose Your Own Adventure books, readers meet different ends depending on their choices. My book will have an infinite supply
  • of references to "My So Called Life." This will make my books commercial and really vague. Thus, I can never be pinned down on an ending or what I meant when I wrote it.
  • The modern reader demands this. You have to aim for the lowest common denominator. Or you sell no books. Pick your poison. Any wonder e-books are so successful. Nope. it is quite
  • logical. The lowest common denominator in this case is both the cost of the book, e-book, often free) and the I.Q. of the reader the lower the more common. Thus the ebooks were
  • the most popular books on the beach. Dandra was reading "Repeatedly and Violently" (very common indeed) while Rod was reading "Aliens Conspired Against Me" as they ignored the wave
  • after wave of ethnic springs being quashed all around them. Most were too busy with their Summer Reading to notice that their beaches were now the battlefield for the hearts & mind
  • s of men. The air stank with evil and the ground reeked of rotten seaweed and dying fish. Instinct warned me to match the growing fear inside with a casual, nonchalant air. I must
  • Not to seen to be afraid, as I attempt to finally put to an end this murderous sunset. A knife appears in my hand. I lunge forwards, and the Sun disappears yet again. "COWARRRD!"

1 Comments

  1. Woab Mar 20 2020 @ 14:03

    Ooh, that was a dramatic ending!

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