The line for the new iPad was three blocks
- The line for the new iPad was three blocks long at 5am and people were getting testy. When an old lady tried to get to the bus stop, someone shouted “NO CUTS!” and a riot broke out
- there were beanies flying, iphones cracking, blood and ear buds. Mayhem. Then a voice boomed, "Thou shalt not riot outside the Apple store." A winged black turtleneck hovered
- turning slowly to the left then slowly to the right. "What is the meaning of this chaos!" it shrieked. "There is no meaning to chaos" said one of the women with blood on her hands.
- Fast forward to June 2016...The chaotic energies were 1,000 times worse and still were not properly understood. The sheeple were busy watching "Game of Thrones", etc. Trance state
- s were maintained by crickets day and night, who were in on it, or the abnormally regular frequencies of the electrical grid. The partially awake, with their Fourier Deconvolution
- Were you and your family. Maintained by the time of the day. Crickets were the only thing that you could have been. Crickets to get the most important part of the day before the
- Sunset. They collect all the food from their workers and redistribute among themselves and donate the leftover .Now I understand How good crickets really are!!
- "Not from where I sit, they aren't", chimed a wooden voice from in front of the Longhorn Saloon replica that had been evidence in the Cricket's claim. It was a tiny Pinocchio, a SD
- card stuck in his hat instead of a feather. Yes, this was the all new Pinocchio 2017. Sleek. Digitized. Made of reclaimed wood. Jiminy Cricket looked at him in horror. It was not
- that he wasn't " wow!" but his conscience had shrunk to the size of his morning wood and since he's digitized that would be none. Cricket sent him to tough camp to be re-carved.
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- 2012-03-17 13:51:44
- Finished
- 2017-04-05 18:32:45
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Rebbie Apr 05 2017 @ 18:52
HUH???
Woab Apr 06 2017 @ 15:21
People stand in line for latest technology. It turns out to be a computerized Pinocchio. Jiminy has him recalled. The end.
Rebbie Apr 06 2017 @ 18:00
Ah, got it! Thanks Woab.
LordVacuity Apr 06 2017 @ 18:54
More like reindoctrinated.
LordVacuity Apr 06 2017 @ 18:55
You just need to see the evidence on that SD card.