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Sage's Baby had his mother's eyes, and his

  • Sage's Baby had his mother's eyes, and his other mother's eyes, and Uncle Pete's and his friend Tony's eyes, but otherwise he was disappointingly common and nondescript. Rosemary's
  • baby had her father's eyes on the mobile above the crib. Rosemary had ripped the father's eyes and dangled them over the baby's crib to help her sleep. But they eyes were
  • dripping fluid and the baby couldn't sleep. And the father was also screaming in horror, which didn't help either. The baby cried loudly and kept kicking at the eyeballs.
  • But the eyeballs kept coming. An unstoppable force. The father finally realised he was cornered, it was him and the baby, or the eyes... he went for them with both index fingers
  • tensed. His firm fingers flew in a flurry of fleeting flicks. The encroaching masses of eyeballs didn't stand a chance. The baby, held between her father's knees, wailed.
  • Both the father and baby simultaneously put on sunglasses, "Look liked this dad really kicked some.... lash." The dad picked up a handful of eyes to
  • lean into the dry pun he was having to pretend he was making. They were clearly real eyes ripped from their sockets. Then we get a close up of the sunglasses. Logo flashes brighter
  • : RAY BANS- don't put your eyes out! BAM! End f commercial. What do you think, boss? Do I have the contract? Wait! Don't go! I got another idea you'll love. Okay- a clown with a
  • migraine is being pounded on the head by another clown. Wincing, he pulls out a bottle. The voiceover says, “Excedrin…because migraines AREN’T funny.” Like that ad? NO?!? How about
  • You stay healthy instead!
Started
2015-02-03 21:02:33
Finished
2020-02-14 14:26:54

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Feb 14 2020 @ 20:32

    Thanks. Now I'm cured.
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    RoboRoach Feb 16 2020 @ 17:05

    Love getting a notification that a folding story has been finished 5 years after adding my fold! I personally thought the ad worked well.
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    Woab Feb 18 2020 @ 13:14

    This story is really intense before it goes totally commercial. The devil is in the details!

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