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He watches them play. They are inside a giant

  • He watches them play. They are inside a giant glass bowl, but they don't know it. He is on the outside. Except the glass bowl speaks to him, about what they do. It says satirical t
  • hings but only he can hear the giant glass bowl's babbling. As he responds out loud, the inhabitants of the bowl just stare at him with unblinking eyes as wide as saucers, and
  • Demand his dirty socks for use as rocket fuel
  • for his habit forming world of Habitica.com where little green men took over his RPG pixel world of Dirty Dishes, and Landr-o-mancers.
  • The little green men started convincing the real players that they were in fact Non-Player Characters (NPC). Using the resources of Habitica.com's latest rounds of venture capital,
  • the little green men started farming assets from the player characters. Except for the Dwarf. He just sat around drinking all day. The little green men decided to manipulate him.
  • The little green men took the dwarf's drunken body and attached strings to his wrists and ankles, turning him into a marionette. (This was a joke, as the dwarf's name was Marion.)
  • It was an odd joke. Marion was a feminine name, but the dwarf was a guy, so being strung up like this was doubly feminine. You know, a Marion-ette, female-female Marion? Ah, for
  • crying out loud, you still don't understand? A marionette is a kind of puppet, and adding "ette" to something makes it feminine. Get it? Except omlette, guess. Is there an "omle"?
  • Or Suzanne Pleshette. Was there ever a Steve Pleshe? Is a Corvette a female car? Are all cars female? Are all females Suzanne Pleshette?! IS SUZANNE PLESHETTE STILL ALIVE?!?!
Started
2013-11-03 21:50:34
Finished
2023-02-05 21:16:21

1 Comments

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    seinundzeit Feb 06 2023 @ 02:35

    Now I want to watch a Suzanne Pleshette movie.

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