I was just minding my own business reading
- I was just minding my own business reading some online letters to Playboy when I clicked on an Ad & ended up here. 'This story will end after 10 lines'? Is this some kind of kinky
- scam? Or will my life really end in ten lines? These guys look serious, better do what they say. I wrote a 180-or-so character line and clicked "Fold & Pass", hoping to live long
- enough to see the next line, if not the conclusion. I felt the cold barrel of the gun at my temple and a bead of sweat escaped my brow. Someone would save me, wouldn't they?
- But why would they? I had betrayed both sides, setting them up against the other, hoping for all the spoils as each destroyed the other. Now my only hope was to
- fix what I had started. I needed to explain myself, and fast. After all, I loved these people. The pain I caused them is too much to think about. I can only hope they will forgive
- me for farting in church. I hoped it would be silent but it echoed throughout the church and it was chokingly smelly. Last night I ate seven deadly sinful foods which resulted in
- the devil incarnate inhabiting my bowels. When He exited in a cloud of sulfurous gas from betwixt my tender cheeks a foghorn sounded and I passed out. The pastor screamed for every
- Christian soul to stand firm, but none could withstand the odorous might of the Dark Lord emanating from my backside. Later that evening I awoke to find myself alone in the church
- lying naked next the the altar, naked as the day I was born. But something...was different. Was I born again? I turned around and sniffed. Nothin.' I was...clean! I ran outside
- to realize that the daylight was brighter, the gray of the pavement was darker, and the world had acknowledged this taboo that was public displays of affection and divine spirit.
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- 2012-09-18 17:40:49
- Finished
- 2013-01-12 01:32:54
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JonH2O Jan 12 2013 @ 01:35
That was a great read.
SlimWhitman Jan 14 2013 @ 13:29
Probably a good thing letters to Santa are treated with strictest confidence