One day pepe went for a walk. He came across

One day pepe went for a walk. He came across a large stadium. he went to check what was inside. a csgo tournament. he said "oh my gosh i love csgo".
"Wow! maybe I should get addicted to opening cases! lose a ton of cash and get nothing! I will also be trash anyway so this is how I will LOOK good!" so pepe got rekt like a skrub.
Pepe was depressed and stayed up late watching tv eating tim tams. That's when the infomercial started which galvanated him. "Are you sick and tired of getting rekt like a skrub?"
The infomercial seemed to recommend being surrounded by oodles of girls in bikinis as the solution. Pepe was o.k. with that, but how could they offer it at a paltry $29.99 a month?
Pepe knew he wanted to buy this. He sold one of his karambit fades and paid for a full year of oddles of girls,only to find his karambit fade in box with nothing but get trolled
In rage Pepe threw the box and cried. then in the distance he could hear the faint sound of russians Cyka Blyt
screaming like Pepe frogs for more memes.
Edward Bernays was right, the lady in red said to her husband, who was reptilian. There was no question the newspapers were useless now if one wanted real news. Brainwashed masse
s were held in all the churches that Sunday. Then right at 7PM the whole nation was glued to their screens to see if Cheetos would go. The 1st Contestant used a Flood. The 2nd a wh
-irlwind. But in the end, he did t to himself, as we always knew he would. He spent his later years squirting shoe-shine into little round tins in a factory in Guam. Safe, at last.

Started: 2016-03-17 16:04:49
Finished: 2017-03-28 14:58:04

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