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The philanthropist's apprentice asked his

  • The philanthropist's apprentice asked his master, "So before I can give away my millions of dollars, I must first acquire millions of dollars? This is harder than I thought." Lunch
  • trucks were the next fad in food, and so they made millions in 3 months thanks to the Japanese/Ethiopian fusion truck. The Philanthropist's apprentice then said, "Wow, that was ea
  • sy! (Easier than turning auto correction off!). The philanthropist then requested the apprentice to start adding an auto correction on/off button to all apps that anyone downloads,
  • even though he couldn't perform basic tasks like turning down the phone volume. She admired this old man for picking up a programming apprenticeship at such advanced age, but
  • since he was also hard of hearing & refused to wear his hearing aid, she knew this wasn't going to go too well. "Step one," she said patiently to the old man. "Click & drag your
  • folder icon - the one looking like a fat toad - on the home icon, the one that looks like an aspirin. All right?" "What? A toast on the diaspora?" said the frumpy old man. "Exactly
  • what I'm talking about! A toast!" They both clicked on champagne glasses & slid their mice forward until the icons clinked. Their avatars downed the booze. He & the frumpy old man
  • Said, "Let 's vamoose,now!" The big cheese was eaten and replaced with a Cordoba yak. The onoons were furious and conspired with the parsnips to infiltrate the stew Mrs. Han made
  • for her sons to eat. Unfortunately, everyone knows that parsnips are evil. Everyone except the onoons. Whilst trying to overthrow the stew pot, the parsnips pushed the onoons into
  • into the oven. But the onoons pulled the parsnips in with them and they were all cooked into an honestly quite delicious soup.

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