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I was lying there and suddenly I could see

  • I was lying there and suddenly I could see it. My pine cone opened and I was rising up into sky and above. From there I could see down into the valley and how the lake water flowed
  • past the factory outlet dumping toxic pollutants. The people of Samboy relied on the water for drinking, fishing, washing, swimming and log rolling. The once pristine water was a
  • Deer Park commercial shoot hotspot, but now deer were afraid to pee in it. "What are we supposed to do with all this Samboyan toxic water? Is there a place with too low toxicity?"
  • The executive executed a day trade on his watch and then said, "Not Samboyan toxic water, but Samboyan Free Range water." The Team of Associates got it immediately, Brilliant.
  • They marketed it right alongside the Three Mile Thousand Island dressing and the Chernobyl jackalope jerky. Next The Executive and his Team of Associates tackled the problem of too
  • hot tuna handle sushi coming up with Stay Fresh Sushi -it never goes off! Beccharel Bonito for Daichi dashi! A scintillating bubbly broth - stays piping hot all day. Sales took off
  • to get Tails, her brother. She had infact been spying on the business as it continued to grow, and now had all the recipes she needed. Tails and Sales bought a small stall where
  • They sold pizza slices with six toppings to choose from, not just pepperoni, cheese and sausage. Their kiosk opened for business on May Day, 2016. It took almost 4 years for permit
  • inspectors to finally notice that there was a serif bloat on a single 'w' in the next to last line of subparagraph iii.651 of addendum K. Specifically in the "Wherein". Bloats of
  • many colors gathered to witness the serif bloat, and to testify at the resultant hearings. I looked up "serif bloat" on Google and got images of people holding their stomachs.
Started
2012-11-30 01:24:25
Finished
2016-09-03 12:21:15

3 Comments

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    LordVacuity Sep 03 2016 @ 12:28

    I assumed a serif bloat was when the typeset was worn and the letter was not giving the crisp indentation it should and you were getting undesired ink spread which were mostly noticeable at the serifs.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 03 2016 @ 13:23

    Oh, I though Serif bloat is when your indentured farmhands keep too much of the harvest and go egg shaped on you.
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    Woab Sep 03 2016 @ 18:39

    That's serf bloat, Slim, and lemme tell you , t;s a pain in the income.

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