Around 10:30 am, I picked Cassandra up outside
- Around 10:30 am, I picked Cassandra up outside her apartment in north Seattle. I’d used her car the night before to scope out the place in Renton we were meeting at noon.
- The problem was that I'd left my wallet in Bellevue. Cassie said, "Fuck wallets, let's go to Tacoma." I didn't mind smoking a joint on the way there but I owed the Puyallups
- and, you know what they say about the Puyallups. So, I settled back and popped open a jar of Hellman's Real Mayo. If it isn't Hellman's, it isn't
- Mayonnaise. Nothing better then the real thing. I am hungry, maybe I should boil some eggs and make some sandwhiches before returning to the forest. One photo of bigfoot and I
- will crap my pants again. This will be the 3rd night in a row. Honestly as long as I'm alone it's just more convenient than hop scotching to the Porta Potty
- - and to tell the truth, I kinda like the warm squishiness of it. Not a big fan after it gets cold and stinks up the joint, but the initial warmth? Nothing beats it, except for
- lava, which had its own shortcomings, like non-squishiness and slow cooling. I would hardly ever stick my privates in there. Lilac and green unicorns surrounded me as I jerked
- chicken and sliced plantains inside my Kingston bungalow. I had just iced down my balls from the latest lava-bagging. Things were really
- going swell at least judging from their appearance. All the other porn stars swore by the treatment. The size was impressive and hot-and-cold testicle spas prevented pregnancies.
- By freezing one testicle and boiling the other, the sperm had to swim in circles from one to the other trying to find the perfect temperature. Sterilized and homogenized Sperm! HA
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- 2011-04-14 11:58:04
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