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once he had completed all the heavy lifting,

  • once he had completed all the heavy lifting, the rest of the move would be easy. caskets tend to weigh a lot though so the use of a crane came to mind. birds cant lift heavy stuff
  • but he didn't have access to african swallows, so he whistled supersonically and a cloud of bats converged on the mansion. The bats picked up thronds of the net under each coffin
  • nail and flew away. All the wood planks collapsed and all the Vampires lay sleeping outside. The sun was coming up and Mexican delivering newspapers from a pick-up saw the
  • vampires and began panicking in Spanish. They picked up the wood planks which best resembled stakes and began driving them through the vampires' hearts. Other vampires woke up and
  • started dancing to the new wave sound. Bunnicula wanted to dance too, but not before staking Edward Cullen through the heart, then beheading him. "Party time!" Bunnicula declared.
  • Hoping that Celery would continue its stalking, and not get distracted by the flashing lights, Bunnicula started edging around the periphery of the cracked dance floor, on the look
  • out a Potato eyed Bunnicula and signalled to a Pod of Black Eyed Peas. Bunnicula attempted to blend in on the dance floor but the Cabbage was having none of it
  • , preferring the classic sounds of Nat King Coleslaw back in the cigar lounge. Bunnicula was strangely attracted to Cabbage. He was suave & debonair, despite his reputation of
  • blatant asshattery. Perhaps it was the scotch goggles that made Cabbage seem so attractive but whatever the reason, Bunnicula had an overwhelming desire to nibble
  • at its dense greenery. The fanged bun lunged, bit into its leafy head, slurped at the juices. A question surfaced Cabbage's ravaged mind: would he remain a vegetable or rise again?
Started
2011-03-16 09:13:17
Finished
2013-05-21 13:39:19

2 Comments

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    Zetawilk May 21 2013 @ 14:00

    I love Bunnicula.
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    SlimWhitman May 21 2013 @ 16:18

    I love this story! A cabbage looks a bit like a brain, doesn't it?

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