Once upon a time there was a koala. She needed
- Once upon a time there was a koala. She needed help reaching for something that had nothing she could climb on. So she asked a tall giraffe to help her
- However, the giraffe was a tad slow and was frightened at the prospect of talking to somebody other than himself. "Sorry," he said gesturing to the leaves in the tallest treetops,
- and the leaves answered back, "You are in a special forest. All living things here can communicate in their own special ways." The giraffe was shocked the leaves talked. He
- started to eat the leaves just to get some peace and quiet. "Nooooo" screamed the talking leaves. A few hours later the giraffe began to fart but it was in the sound of the leaves.
- Their agonizing screams filled the air. "Oh, why did you eat us giraffe!?" The digesting leaves howled. "Why......" They melted into the bubbling stomach acid.
- Giraffes, like all herbivores and vegetarians, personify their food during consumption. It's the thrill of utterly dominating a quasi-conscious being that spices up gross leaves or
- the algaeladden rivermuck diet of the hippo. Why when I look out across this savanna I see a myriad of big game megalomaniacs. Herbivores are so narccistic thought Lugubrious Larry
- scathingly. He raised his rifle to his shoulder and sighted one of the narcissistic herbivores in question, knowing without a doubt that they deserved only death. His finger on the
- trigger, held his breath, and squeezed. The narcissistic herbivores exploded into clouds of blood and fur. He grinned. He turned around and saw a huge grizzly. "That was my toilet
- you sonovabitch!" The grizzly's paw wiped across the gun-toting madman's face, breaking his neck and slashing his face like peeling grapes, just as the trigger went off again.
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- 2014-02-08 00:17:20
- Finished
- 2014-06-13 21:53:23
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SlimWhitman Jun 14 2014 @ 03:44
It's a giraffe eat leaves world out there.