"Star Command, this is Cadet Dykeson. Supplies

"Star Command, this is Cadet Dykeson. Supplies are depleted. Morale is low. Please respond." Unfortunately due to harsh interference from the ringed moons, dispatch heard:
"R Come Hand .. Dyke.. Lies.. Deep.. slow.. Please..." The Space Captain had no idea what to make of this message, so he sent out a patrol. When the ship got to the moon
the astronauts got into a fistfight because Duncan ate all the beef jerky in the third orbit. He was so thirsty, Rutger wouldn't share his orange juice. He tore a hole in Duncan's
Capri Sun pouch. "Thanks for opening that for me!" Duncan said to Rutger. The astronauts reconciled their differences and gave each other a hug. Hugs in space feel extra fuzzy.
While Duncan sucked his pouch a bolt from the Soyuz capsule moving at 10 km/sec relative to their orbiter penetrated the hull and Duncan's skull. Rutger was glad they had made up
that last bit of technobabble, because it went over his head and he was supposedly the star of the show. Hell, he wasn't entirely sure if they were in a spaceship or a submarine.
But really, what is a submarine but a spaceship that's in water? I realized how witty this was and pulled out my android. "My 12 followers are sophisticated enough to appreciate
it when i make youtube videos of myself making youtube videos of myself!" I checked to see how many people had viewed my latest video. 14 views! Wow, the most so far! I tweeted
that I had just tweeted. "Tweeting is fun! Visit my blogging blog!" On my blog I uploaded another youtube video of me tweeting about my blog. I made banner ads promoting my website
"Want to get rich off of pointless internet memes and overused jokes? Come on over to 'awesomesite.com' and promote yourself off of others ideas today!"

Started: 2011-04-26 18:18:09
Finished: 2012-07-31 18:39:00

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