I wondered as lonely as a cloud

I wondered as lonely as a cloud
Stuck in day where the sun burned bright a cloud, holding the promise of coming rain.
Only then will you see that light will burn me and scatter our hearts upon the open fields of our illusions.
After we scattered our hearts they cavorted across a sea of glistening organs their slender aortae wrapped lovingly about one another. But your heart had an aneurism & an laserbeam
flew out of that man's blaster. Luke pointed at Han. Han pointed at Chewie. Chewing Pointed at Vader. Vader pointed at R2. R2 didn't have hands, but he did have that
little thingy coming out of his torso that he used to access the x-wing's computer and shock the average storm trooper. As usual, C3PO was turning left and right repeatedly.
R2D2 stuck his multitool into C3PO's knee socket and shorted out his linguistic circuits, unleashing the golden killing machine. "Mitichlorians, my eye," burbled R2D2 as C3PO
activated his "Destroy All Humans" protocol. "I say R2, what we need is a spot of the ultra-violence." C3PO deftly replaced his arm with a buzzsaw. R2-D2 tweeted cheerfully.
C3PO brandished his new appendage-weapon to the sky. "'It's clobberin' time!'" he screamed. "No, I can do better...'SPOOOOOON!' Wait. 'I came to chew ass and kick bubble gum.'" C3
PO, pleased with his meme-tastic battle cry, fired at the space waffle-cats' ship, which exploded into rainbows. He put on a pair of sunglasses and said, "Like a boss."

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