For each folded story finished, it is appropriate
- For each folded story finished, it is appropriate to start one. This is the first cardinal rule of folding stories. The second cardinal rule is
- one does not talk about folding stories in the club. The third cardinal rule of folding stories is
- fold in silence. But Steve broke the rule. He broadcast his fold to the world. The phone calls began soon afterwards. Anonymous calls with profuse vulgarity. Steve needed to
- answer the call of nature, so he delegated his duty to his stepdaughter, Diane. After three profanity-laced messages she realized that Steve had ditched her. Typical
- slack-jawed Neandrathal troglodyte," she thought to herself in an unusually chipper way. Well, good riddance. perhaps he'll fumble with his giant pants and fall off the cliff
- if she's lucky. She looked around but couldn't spot any convenient cliffs. She'd let the drooling idiot live, for now at least. She slipped her phone out of her pocket and dialled
- 911. "Operator? Hello, yes, I am calling because I have an emergency. There is an idiot who needs to die and not a cliff in sight. What should I do?" A beat and then the operator
- snarled, "Look, kid. If you prank call 911 again, I'm gonna send the po-po over to your house to beat your smart ass! Got it?" "But..." That's when I felt the idiot's hand grab my
- shirt front, & realized it wasn't a prank; the idiot HAD found a wormhole stretching from his house to the 911 center! I tugged on his hand & the rest of him plopped into the room
- with our family having dinner. We knew that a cheesy love would end it. We picked up Grandmama's made with love mac n cheese and threw it in the worm hole. It was a good day.
- Started
- 2016-07-04 09:09:24
- Finished
- 2018-06-19 04:11:10
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LunaSta Jun 19 2018 @ 04:12
Does anyone still use Velveeta for their mac n cheese? I switched to mozarella and cheddar with some ricotta and pepper jack.
IceSquad Jun 19 2018 @ 05:37
There goes three days of dieting