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"True passion can blind a seer's eyes & oblivion

  • "True passion can blind a seer's eyes & oblivion reveals the honest of lies," Meg thought. Her head felt light and her brain lit up the night. She was high, coughing up insight.
  • Meg Ryan was on a mind-melting sticky and wavy acid trip. That was her thing. The problem was she was in the middle of shooting a scene with Tom Hanks in
  • Castaway. Meg Ryan was the volleyball...or at least she thought she was. Tom Hanks was talking to her, but she couldn't say her lines because every time she tried, the director
  • smeared the camera lens with another blob of butter. The lighting director dimmed the lights and the sound director would play soft twinkly music to set the mood. Meg wasn't
  • feeling ready but she had to be. She was a "Star" of the film, this was her chance to
  • rape, pillage, rend asunder, fornicate, abdicate, save, bless, redress, caress, undress, destress, shock, awe, and fornicate. She liked fornicate. All in the name of good cinema.
  • All her screenplays were generated by paging randomly in her crossword dictionary. Her 1st feature length film was generated with words ending in 'cate': masticate,defecate, urinat
  • e. Her protagonist would be named "Cate". She didn't aim for depth in her screenplays, this crossword dictionary fanatic. She thought it would simply be funny to have her audience
  • join in with the show. She could get information about them off their families, and maybe make personal jokes. But then again that would be creepy. She'd stick to writing a normal
  • program, hiring out-of-work generic-looking local Canadians to pretend they were having American accents (which sound the same) and pretending to have "issues" for noisy crowds.

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