Sixty-six. That was approximately how many
- Sixty-six. That was approximately how many ninja waitresses were on top of the building two blocks away. I knew they were hunting for me, and I knew I had to stop them. But how?
- maybe i could use my flute skill and charm them. this way i will earn a ninja waitresses army! i have to find my flute!
- I found my flute in the backyard, but it was guarded by dinosaurs. I tried to sneak past by them, but they spotted my. I barely had any time to respond to their laser guns
- , which were mounted in place of any discernible genitalia. Without any time to ponder the nature of this odd encounter, I quickly flipped over a lawn chair that
- had become dislodged from the genitalia-less statue. As the redheaded Scotsmen swarmed in around me I stood my ground, lashing out with
- the only thing I had to lash out with - my genitalia, still dripping with scalding gouda after the incident with the fondue machine. This was not the best of weapons to ward of
- the horde of crazy sabertooth hamsters, but it'll have to do. The hamsters approached me, painstakingly slow were their movements, looking at my gouda-dripped genitalia, and hissed
- loudly, their teeth glinting in the pale light. Luckily, I had taken night lessons as a dentist, and was able to remove the teeth as painfully as possible.
- The teeth were dark yellow with pit holes all around. Not much left to chew food. Leaving the patient to grab a set of dentures I returned to find him gone. He now could
- be free; free from all the hate and torment he has once been subjected to. Then a huge dolphin jumped out of the sea and gobbled him whole. The world can be such a cruel place.
- Started
- 2011-04-21 06:31:50
- Finished
- 2011-04-22 12:42:31
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Rave Apr 22 2011 @ 12:44
Wow.
Bad. Apr 22 2011 @ 13:08
I'm just happy we got the word genitalia up 4 times in a row. c-c-c-combo
noah Apr 22 2011 @ 13:18
This one is seriously far out there. Wow is right... Ninja waitress army, gouda-dripped genitalia, and crazy sabertooth hamsters all in 10 folds. I'm speechless.