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Among the few things I regret are that I

  • Among the few things I regret are that I never had a sound understanding of quantum mechanics. Spin? Location?
  • I could have been a legend, surpassing even my greatest mentors. Instead I became a recluse and now sit here in this
  • cabin by the ocean with my dog and my pipe. It hasn't stopped snowing in 4 days and I'm running out of firewood, if only
  • I had some fine aged scotch. I could feel the ice hit my teeth now as it gently
  • slid down my throat. I thought of something else sliding down my throat...oh last night was a fun night...
  • And then I woke up with a sore throat. It wasn't fun.
  • I then remember what A wise woman once told me, "You know what always eases a sore throat?" Definitely coats it well.
  • "Beetle juice, that's what." She offered me a small bottle of a viscous yellow fluid. "Only three gold coins!"
  • What I can get the same bottle at "Wally World" for two and that bottle is clearly marked "not for resale", you cheat
  • the Vagasil company, you will get burrrned.

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