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Can you do me a favor and just hold on to

  • Can you do me a favor and just hold on to these two sticks? Thanks. If you need me, I'll be behind the ballistic glass. Just wait for my signal.
  • OK, boss, whatever you say. I'll just stand here with these two sticks until you tell me what to do next. Just say the word, give me a signal. Boss? Are these sticks--BOOM! SPLAT!
  • The bosses head just exploded. I asked one dumb question too many. I am the worst goon of all time. My stupid questions have killed three bosses.
  • This was not going to look good to the temp agency. I decided not to tell them. I grabbed a Swiffer &some PineSol 2started to clean up the remains of Boss#3, luckily Boss#2 &#1
  • had an extra mop. "Looks like full-time position just opened up here", Boss#2 said. Too soon? I thought, but my mom would be so proud of me when she found out I'm the new Boss#3!
  • Boss#4 was six months older than Boss#5, both of whom were Millennials. They loved the experience of the present, forgetful of the future. The Millennials were the ones who made
  • "work ethic" irrelevant & knew hard work may pay off later but laziness pays off now.One of the Millennial credos is:there's no "i" in "teamwork" but there is one in "kiss my ass".
  • The problem with that motto, however, was that, these days, "kiss my ass" was either an invitation. an offer, or an issue for HR & Legal. Sometimes all three. Millennials would be
  • at the receiving ends of such remarks more often than I could bare to count. Although no one more often arrived at my desk than Danny, and today was the day to settle everything.
  • "Oh goodie, It's you, Danny," I said, "I always look forward to the way your cute little tush jiggles as you walk away from my desk each day." That took care of that from then on.
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2013-05-21 20:18:59
Finished
2017-06-28 11:06:08

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jun 28 2017 @ 12:13

    Wait wut? How did you refind the thread, Woab?
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    Woab Jun 28 2017 @ 13:16

    It's just another Folding Story mild meld moment, I guess.

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