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Boy or girl? Does it matter?

  • Boy or girl? Does it matter?
  • "Yes, sir it does. Guild rules - no women, no children. This is not a semantic issue, sir. I could lose my license you know. Any chance we can keep it clean? Keep it
  • mopped, keep it spicy, keep it real. Know what I mean? Got to be real. Space-hopping, localizing: either way, reality is where it's at." "I've got a family, but I can do this,"
  • said the bus driver, she put the magic bus in gear and
  • Ms. Frizzle was pulling upwards of 98 entering Liz's dorsal vent. Wait, no, the Magic Bus really did that one time. Ok, they jettison Arnold into the cold vacuum of spa--wait, they
  • didn't do that either, because that would ruin the story and the Television shows about to begin. The 90's TV shows were always the best times for her growing up as Jenny on the
  • Real World series. After that, she wrote her own scripts and ran auditions. She would not be pushed around any more by producers who only considered her beautiful. She was also a
  • agent working undercover for the alien armada to undermine the cultural resilience of the human race, just as her mother groomed her to be, the mother she could not let down.
  • Soon, as First Lady, she would finally be able to move the alien cadres around more in line with her Overlord's wishes. The Mariah cadres had met with great success in undermining
  • the lip synchers, which everyone on Earth witnessed at Times Square. Still, she was the First Lady of 90s pop & could do whatever she pleased, which in turn, pleased the Overlord.
Started
2012-08-30 20:50:00
Finished
2017-01-03 23:43:20

2 Comments

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    LordVacuity Jan 03 2017 @ 23:49

    PurpleProf, you smooth finisher you.
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    LordVacuity Jan 03 2017 @ 23:51

    Did I mention the mother and the Overlord are the same entity? If not, you must remind me to do so at some point.

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