'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my
- 'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my room mate, a young vampire, started taking selfies from the ceiling. He wasn't listening, so I went to get a broom to swat at him with.
- The indignant vampire hissed at me in between his ceiling selfies. I poked my roommate with the broom like a cattle prod until he slunk back to the floor. "What was that for!" he
- growled, his red eyes narrowed. "Look," I sighed, "I know I said I didn´t care what you got up to at night as long as you payed your rent, but draining innocent civilian´s blood
- is NOT cool. Not cool at all." He looked at me like he didn't understand I got mad at him for gutting a person in MY appartement. I turned around and headed for the kitchen.
- "You can't gut a person...without ketchup!" I said as I grabbed a bottle of goodness. I threw the bottle at him, and he caught it in a smooth motion and squeezed it on to the body.
- "There!" I said, putting the finishing touches of ketchup.But the effect was ruined when the dog came & licked the ketchup off the dead body. "Bad dog!" I cried, slapping it out of
- reach (the body weighed almost nothing).My hand was now imprinted on it's dead cheek.I kinda liked it."Needs more mustard,though."I grapped some samples and threw them onto the bod
- a bag that I had tied real tight just beneath my armpits. This Boda bag was great, I'd gotten from a RenFair through a real peaknuckle of a deal. This Warlock named Josh had just
- Returned from seeing the Grateful Dead, and was stoned. Jerry Garcia walked in the room, serving Cherry Garcia ice cream from Ben & Jerry's. It was his secret recipe, often copied.
- never duplicated. moi et Jerry, mon' chère he said with a wink. Took out a hip flask hanging on a chain warmed on his hairy chest & poured a shot of sherry on top. It was da bomb!
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SlimWhitman May 20 2016 @ 17:49
woops, that should have been 'Ben et moi'.