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GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 SPOILER: Tyrion

  • GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 SPOILER: Tyrion Lannister meets Jorah Mormont and Arya Stark. They unite and 5 seasons later conquer all of Westeros after killing all those white zombies.
  • GAME OF THRONES SEASON 5 SPOILER: Tyrion Lannister meets Jorah Mormont and Arya Stark. They unite and 5 seasons later conquer all of Westeros after killing all those white zombies.
  • GAME OF THRONES SEASON 6 SPOILER: Arya Stark meets Tony Stark and uses an Iron Man suit to destroy all the dragons. The White walkers return and kill Tyrion Lannister.
  • Roose Bolton and Michael Bolton finally meet and create hits such as '(You'll Be Sorry) I Promise You' and 'How Can We Be Slavers'. Two-Face and the Many-Faced God flip a coin.
  • Two-Face won so their music was released by the North Dragon label. The Many-Faced God still got a cut but only pounds to the soul. The rituals done the music was unleashed 1st in
  • Show at the dog track. Speaking of leashes as someone who's watched his son run headlong off a cliff, those body harness leashes for children are NOT demeaning by any means.
  • Sure, your kid will be humiliated as you pull him back up by his leash over the cliff's edge, but he'll still be alive. Just tie it to a stake in the yard, and you are free to go
  • shopping, or the movies, or an afternoon rendezvous with the cabana boy for drinks and tiddlywinks. But if the stake slips and the leash snaps, and your kid flies off the cliff
  • then you have nobody to blame but yourself and the three margaritas in your system. Was your rendezvous with the dreamy cabana boy truly worth the life of your son? You think
  • you are an innocent party to this, this twisted, turbulent, turgid tale? I could have acknowledged my shortcomings right then, but I had other tasks on my to-do list to complete.
Started
2014-11-23 14:40:29
Finished
2021-09-11 14:59:26

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    somesuch Sep 12 2021 @ 23:55

    more than six years later …

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