"Oreius,feed our prisoners to the LYTHIAN
- "Oreius,feed our prisoners to the LYTHIAN DRAKON.Luke commanded."Luke,my brother is going to lose against that CYCLOPS."shouted Agreius.
- "Don't panic ,i gave a blade that killed more than a thousand of dark shadow at the darknight forest. "said an old man who look wise and energy flying around him
- like seagulls circle fishing boats. As I looked closer I saw that it wasn't energy flying around him, it was actually seagulls. Did the old wise man have a fish hidden under his ha
- ir piece? Perhaps they were envious of the sheer heights he'd achieved with the toupee. As the gulls circled, he grew worried and ran so far away. Yet somehow he couldn't get away
- from the feeling someone was about to pull the rug out from under him, so when he got home, he searched for a more secure way to fasten his hairpiece., but when the gulls spotted
- his DIY oatmeal-breadcrumb organic (green!) adhesive, their beady eyes reflected the hunger of a thousand unfulfilled conquests. Their maws sprung open, revealing silvery rows of
- stadium seating, which was shiny, but uncomfortable to sit on for long periods. Even so, people came from miles around to sit on them, hoping that a game of baseball might start.
- But they waited and no baseball game ever started. They sat on those uncomfortable stadium seats getting more and more pissed. Some hoodlum got the idea to set fire to the seats
- Luckily the only seat he set on fire was the one he was sitting in and forgot to get out of before lighting it. His 8 year old daughter was fed up with her "burnt critter" of a dad
- and began to seek out fathers of the other elements: Wet Dad, Dirty Dad, Windy Dad, Wooden Dad; sadly, she ultimately chose to be spoilt rich by Golden Dad. Kids shouldn't choose.
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- 2015-02-09 04:51:24
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- 2020-08-20 16:26:54
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LordVacuity Aug 20 2020 @ 18:46
Choosy kids pick Bif.
Woab Aug 21 2020 @ 12:28
Beware of Windy Dad!