Once upon a time there was a little girl.

Once upon a time there was a little girl.
Really? I thought they happened much more frequently than that. Anyway, Marie was her name and through special powers she was able to see into her neighbor's living room. Manfred
wobbled around the living room, loosened his belt, and let his paunch drop on the coffee table. His eyes widened as he sensed someone watching. Looking around, he grabbed his
belt and got ready to wield it as a weapon if need be. "Who's there?" he asked, and a mysterious figure stepped out of the darkness. It was his
6th grade crush, Kim Straus. She had mysteriously disappeared from the school 2 days after the Easter break. Some said it was because her father moved the family to follow his job.
Kim was last seen at her Grandma's house for an Easter egg hunt. One of the eggs rolled away and Kim went looking for it. She went in the bushes and no one has seen her since.
The cops took the Easter Bunny in for questioning. Handcuffed and humiliated, the Bunny pressed his paw into the ink pad and then onto his new criminal record. The questioning went
on for hours with the cops learning nothing from the terrified Easter Bunny. At last came the good cop/bad cop routine. Offering him salt to go with his hardboiled egg, good cop
was now bad cop. Bad cop was good cop. The hardboiled egg grew eyes and limbs.
The hardboiled egg knew it shouldn't attack the newly transformed good cop, but it's criminal past fought for a return. Instead, the egg decided to sacrifice itself for an omelet.

Started: 2018-04-30 16:26:15
Finished: 2025-09-16 19:02:50

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