DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!
- DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!
- YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES!!!???
- I sent questions like this in morse code to the girl who lived across the street. I found out she liked pancakes, the color tangerine, and pythons. She asked what I felt about stew
- I answered demurely, depends on the kind of stew. Sometimes its too thick and sometimes it's not thick enough. But then, every once and a while I get this perfect
- combination of wonderful deliciousness. It's like Jesus. That came on a bit too strong for her taste, so I
- scoured my brain for another apt religious figure, but came up with none. Instead, I fumbled over my words, trying to tell her
- that we should hang out together more often but it came out sounding like I was the second coming and she should prostrate herself before me. Damn my religious dyslexia! She smiled
- and nailed me to a cross. Man did that HURT! I tried to tell her to stop but my religious dyslexia mdae me say, "Forgive her father because she knows not what she does..."
- Which made sense, since if she knew how much it smarts to have actual NAILS driven through you so you're body's hangin', she wouldn't do it. Plus I'd need a tetanus shot now if you
- I had been so impaled myself. But never you mind.
- Started
- 2011-08-26 11:35:40
- Finished
- 2012-04-29 20:34:54
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