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So the old lady opened the bank's letter.

  • So the old lady opened the bank's letter. "We regret to inform you Ma'am but we are foreclosing on your shoe." She didn't need this. She had so many children, and now this?
  • The little old lady and her kids were forced to look for a cheaper home in Payless. They settled into a yellow Croc, which was a big step down from an Air Jordan. The roof leaked,
  • they kept slipping on the plastic floor and there was already some sort of funk growing in the basement/toecup area. The little old lady was depressed but her kids thought the Croc
  • Dundee restaurant where she was engaged would cheer her up. So they took Grandma to Croc Dundee's. The man in the singing, dancing Croc costume turned out to be her first crush.
  • So Grandma and the man in the croc suite sat down to a round of Cascade bitters to reminisce. They laughed & they cried, but the man was shedding crocodile tears. He had an eye on
  • the crocodile suitcase where Grandma kept Elton John's Crocodile Rock solid gold gold record, which he planned to steal. Her watchdog, a 1/2 chihuahua pitbull chihuahua pitbull
  • sat on the suitcase.He had to lure the dog dog away from her record.He pulled out a bone,which he had luckily put in his pocket pocket this morning at threw it across Grandmas room
  • When grandma walked in her room she stepped on the bone and broke her hip. This mad him feel horrible so he got a job as a cat groomer to pay her bills.
  • But the thing was is that he didnt like cats at all so he started feeding the cats in the road and said that they ran away but really the cats got hit by cars and died.
  • And then the feds found out and he got booked for murdering cats
Started
2011-09-15 12:23:40
Finished
2012-05-25 12:24:38

4 Comments

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    SlimWhitman May 25 2012 @ 13:03

    Great idea and nice follow-thru: e.g. "funk growing in the basement", LOL, but the shoe-house mutated into a restaurant before I got to it! ;-)
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    49erFaithful May 25 2012 @ 13:35

    Those crocs are like a petri dish for funk - just waiting for some innoculum!
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    Zetawilk May 25 2012 @ 17:05

    I didn't know the little old lady was the little old shoe lady. Pity about her boyfriend, though. I really thought things were looking up for her there.
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    SlimWhitman May 25 2012 @ 17:55

    That's the nature of folding story. Over the crooked path we travel but we always reach the end.

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