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He was scanning the want ads & found it under

  • He was scanning the want ads & found it under a picture of Shaka Zulu riding an Alpaca. It read "Adventurous souls with no attachments or moral ballast. Expedition to sulphurous
  • romance and unguarded tourism." Dan was intrigued. He bought a ticket for the next day. He didn't know it, but this was the last time he would feel truly clean.
  • The play, advertised as "a moral experiment", had all the cosmetic trappings of a religious event. However, he became suspicious during the opening act when the audience was doused
  • In Alpha gas, causing the roof to cave in. The stage props became damaged goods,as in the play's original name. The audience included the future president, Franklin D. Roosevelt.
  • and Olsen and Johnson before Hellzapoppin. FDR gave them both the Fuzzy Eye with his Prince Nez. They simply looked back at him and he had to readjust the blanket he had just adjus
  • ted. Olsen and Johnson averted their gaze from the little camping trip in FDR's lap and asked to be excused to tune up their instruments. They fled through a White House window and
  • were fortunate to land on a heap of dead former White House musicians who had also fled through that same window before them. "Johnson," paned Olsen, "I never promised you a rose
  • garden." Instead he packed up his stuff with his big black boots and an old suitcase. He did believe that found himself a new place. He just wanted to see some palm trees.
  • The tall man in the white suit rolled up the straitjacket & tucked it under his arm; he opened the ambulance door and stepped aside. The man in the black boots dropped the suitcase
  • On his foot and screamed as it broke, luckily there was an on duty nurse who charged the electric ambulance and was able to take the man to the hospital, turning his life around.
Started
2013-06-03 19:03:39
Finished
2020-04-17 22:57:13

3 Comments

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    Woab Apr 19 2020 @ 14:04

    Rockdude2's ending was surprisingly optimistic !
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    LordVacuity Apr 19 2020 @ 16:37

    ^ I know and I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with that.
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    Rockdude2 Apr 19 2020 @ 22:20

    I like to be optimistic. Life can be sad, and more often than not is, but it also can be happy. I want to help spread happiness when I can.

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