The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical

The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical strike impossible, unleash the

giant gumby. Unfortunately the target was the magnetic North pole & the giant gumby froze. The invasion of the claymation homonculi was held up. In his tactical bunker Srgt. Claus

Took out his ax and called his helpers to come, right now!

The big bad wolf, smelling a bluff, only growled a laugh and chewed his way through a light patrol and got away into the forest. Most likely on his way to steal Excalibur again.

Would the wolf ever learn? Even if he was able to steal Excalibur, how would he wield it? With his teeth? He would never be able to grip it properly. No-one would call him King,

Except for his master--he calls all of his slaves and subordinates "King." The same way rednecks like to call their killer mastiff "King." Arthur looked upon Excalibur lodged in

the castle Crapper. He wept openly at the task at hand. Excalibur was a legendary sword, certainly not to be used to unclog medieval toilets... Arthur wiped the tears from his eyes

and the snot from his nose with the back of his elegantly embroidered sleeve. Excalibur sliced through the build-up of poop easily and soon the Royal Loo was flushing again.

"Make way for Lord Turd!" someone commanded. The crowd parted and Turd the III approached his Royal Porcelain with haste. "Mama, why is our Grace walking with knees locked?"

"You'll see my child, this is how all of our kind are born." The last they saw was the sky going dark as the porcelain throne swirled with the loud rushing water of their death.