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ly to lose her ring from necrosis & split

  • ly to lose her ring from necrosis & split when rot exposed her proud carriage of nonperishable enhancements saying "I could never go with a girl who isnt' all natural." Nurse Zaza
  • was elated at being chosen to become world's first bionic zombie. If transplant surgery succeeded- Nurse Zaza would have arms again. She crossed her toes as Dr. Gruk put her under.
  • Her mother had scheduled the lobotomy without her permission, then she agreed to be a guinea pig. The promised payout was like winning the lottery. She had nothing to lose.
  • The lobotomist was one of those people who perform better if they just wing it. So after much waffling, he decided to detach the part of her brain that controls facial expressions
  • and squash it into the Motor Cortex. Now, instead of smiling, her arms and legs would wave up and down. This was not only hilarious but really quite an effective way to lose weight
  • . Unfortunately however, she was already very thin and needed to eat lots of calories in order to not get blown away in a light breeze, and heaven forbid she starts laughing
  • or the force of her guffaws would slap her flimsy self against the wall and cause a concussion. So to safeguard against this, she stuffed her skeletal face with the most fattening
  • What does this mean?
  • It could mean that my shoes are on backwards ... Again. Or it could mean that my girlfriend's cousin's best friend's dog is cheating on me ... Again. But in fact it means
  • that I had watched both Fueris Buelar's Day Off and Spaceballs last night. I also watched Ice Pirates but had to leave before Krull came on. Next week we will be doing 1941 & 1212.
Started
2016-03-28 09:36:13
Finished
2016-11-08 19:32:30

3 Comments

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    EtherBot Nov 08 2016 @ 19:38

    lol CASSIDY!!! WE HAD A THING GOING
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    SlimWhitman Nov 11 2016 @ 08:53

    Here is the beginning of Nurse Zaza's story: http://foldingstory.com/8wczi/
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    EtherBot Nov 11 2016 @ 20:06

    SEQUELS TO SEQUELS, JOY OF JOYS I made a new story starting with "....heaven forbid she laughed" https://foldingstory.com/0fom6/

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