Sometimes, I wonder if dogs are capable of

Sometimes, I wonder if dogs are capable of rationale thought. Are they able to complete logical syllogism? Are they able to organize complex data structures? Then the car swerved
,barely missing me! I had just enough time to look in my rearview mirror to see my own dog hunched over the steering wheel, tearing off in my wife's Jag. "JANGLES! Bad dog! Get bac
ula, Scott Bacula here on the double! Jangles the dog took off. Four weeks went by, my wife and I almost forgot about the dog. Then, boom, Jangles the dog dragged Bacula into the
hearth. He closed the door on Bacula who would not give him any sausage. The vengeful chihuahua watched as Bacula burned to the crisp . It then opened the door where it
glimpsed a glowing bulb that lit up shelves full of kielbasa and andouille. The little dog yapped and leapt past Bacula's burnt buns, but passed out after overdosing on weiners
. Wiener dogs should never eat too many wieners or wiener schnitzels. Too late the round belly pooch lay lolling on his side complaining of of a stomach ache. I fetched him only to
take him out for a walk. I had to pick up the weiner dog and carry him outside. He was too stuffed to budge on his own, poor thing. "Hot dawg, that's heavy!" He woofed
And smelled like ass. The dog nanny gave him a bath. He loved being hosed down. Meanwhile the Birdman's family was arriving and sneezed a total of 593 times. The noise police were
upset with Birdman blasting his now-trashy Cash Money records, combined with the non-stop sneezing. "You should be called Sneezy F Baby," remarked the unprofessional cop who
had a keen ear for urban music. "Day call me Lil Copy and I got sum sick flows. By the way, you're under arrest. Biatch!"

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